Time’s up for LVG’s United – Wk 25

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Two Arsenal reds would make a Cherry. 

Hypothetical Premier League result in brackets, official real-life score first.

Games with HPL scoreline change in red.

Saturday, February 6

Aston Villa 2-0 Norwich (2-0) Referee: Martin Atkinson

Liverpool 2-2 Sunderland Referee: Robert Madley

Manchester City 1-3 Leicester City (0-3) Referee: Anthony Taylor
Aguero offside with his late consolation header.

Newcastle 1-0 West Brom (1-0) Referee: Lee Mason
Mason and his assistant, after consultation, are spot on to disallow Tiote’s first ‘goal’ in five years – two Newcastle players are in the line of Foster’s sight and therefore interfering with play. Gosh this offside law lark is not so complicated, after all.

Southampton 1-0 West Ham (1-0) Referee: Mark Clattenburg

Stoke City 0-3 Everton (0-3) Referee: Andre Marriner

Swansea City 1-1 Crystal Palace (1-1) Referee: Mike Dean

Tottenham 1-0 Watford (1-0) Referee: Roger East

Sunday, February 7

Bournemouth 0 – 2 Arsenal (0-2) Referee: Kevin Friend
Everybody, bar Wenger and the player himself, says flying Flamini’s two-footed lunge deserves red. I reckon with the luxury of a second look Mr Friend does too. The same applies to Giroud’s rake down back of opponent’s leg. ‘Really nasty,” says Dermot. “I don’t think it was an accident at all.” The fact he is not booked means the FA retrospective panel could intervene, unlike with Flamini who is cautioned. A video ref upstairs would condemn both Arsenal men there and then. An easy piece of technology to bring in as don’t we all want to eradicate these 1980s type challenges?

Chelsea 1-1 Manchester United (1-1) Referee: Michael Oliver
Following Chelsea’s last-gasp equaliser LVG is poised to throw book at fourth official Craig Pawson in the tunnel, before no doubt remembering it is an A4 hardcover pad in his hand, containing almost two years’ worth of minute-by-minute match day notes. Don’t want pages of your diary flying about the Bridge. Could be very embarrassing. The Dutchman’s issue, save being a bad loser, is only six minutes of additional time are played, despite Chelsea scoring in the this period. Two penalties are both rightly rejected, according to Dermot G.

 

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Hypothetical Premier League table (up to and including Sunday, Feb 7)

Pos Club Pl W D L GF GA GD Pts PL (Pts)
1 Manchester City 25 15 4 6 46 26 20 49 4th (47)
2 Arsenal 25 15 3 7 41 24 17 48 3rd (48)
3 Leicester City 25 12 11 2 45 30 15 47 1st (53)
4 Tottenham 25 12 10 3 42 18 24 46 2nd (48)
5 West Ham United 25 11 8 6 39 29 10 41 6th (39)
6 Southampton 25 9 11 5 33 25 8 38 7th (37)
7 Manchester United 25 10 8 7 32 25 7 38 5th (41)
8 Everton 25 9 10 6 46 33 13 37 8th (35)
9 Liverpool 25 9 6 10 32 37 -5 33 9th (35)
10 Chelsea 25 8 8 9 37 36 1 32 13th (30)
11 Watford 25 8 8 9 25 26 -1 32 10th (33)
12 Crystal Palace 25 8 7 10 25 30 -5 31 12th (32)
13 Bournemouth 25 8 5 12 31 44 -13 29 15th (28)
14 Newcastle United 25 7 7 11 28 44 -16 28 17th (24)
15 Swansea City 25 7 6 12 25 31 -6 27 16th (27)
16 Stoke City 25 6 9 10 21 33 -12 27 11th (33)
17 Norwich City 25 7 5 13 33 46 -13 26 18th (23)
18 West Brom 25 5 10 10 23 34 -11 25 14th (29)
19 Sunderland 25 6 6 13 31 47 -16 24 19th (20)
20 Aston Villa 25 4 6 15 21 42 -21 18 20th (16)

Wk 24 table, reports, results

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